Thursday, May 04, 2006

skeletal remains

Funny story of the day:
My friend's yoga teacher had to leave class in a panic because her child had scary bad diarrhea. When she arrived at class the next morning, her opening line, without even a hello, was "he ate a frog". Please deal for a moment with the mental picture of that diaper!

BISAs:

"if I needed some 24year old to tell me the world was 'dangerous', I would have called my little sister. she tells me these things because she loves me, not because she's a wanker."

"and then i do wonder where my attention was. if that is even the question." (m.r.)


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